Things You Learn From Horror Films...

Was bored and came up with this list. Feel free to add more!

01) If you are not the main character and your screen time is a few minutes at the beginning of the film, you usually die. Horribly.

02) If you are having sex in the woods, your partner and you usually die.

03) When you are not the main character and you are being chased, you usually trip... and die.

04) Cell-phones are usually dead or have no signal.

05) Cars would not start smoothly in an emergency.

06) Old and elderly people would usually die.

07) Kids would usually survive.

08) You never doubt or hesitate to enter an old building even if someone warns you, "Don't go in there" but then you get startled at the slightest sound when you are IN the building.

09) The unbelievers that mock usually die.

10) That lone cop usually dies.